Vol. I · No. 1 Lot № 0078 / Cured in Britain MMXXVI

Est. circa the dawn of the pie

LARD

A Quiet Devotional to the Noble Fat

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Chapter I

What is lard?

Lard is the rendered fat of pigs. It is soft and pale at room temperature, semi-solid when chilled, and prized in baking for the exceptionally short, flaky pastry it produces.

Pure lard is roughly 39% saturated fat, 45% monounsaturated fat (the same family of fats found in olive oil), and 11% polyunsaturated fat. It is naturally free of trans fats and contains small amounts of vitamin D — particularly when sourced from pasture-raised pigs.

Historically, lard was the principal cooking fat of the British kitchen for several centuries. Its decline in the 20th century was driven by the rise of margarine, the post-war seed-oil revolution, and a sustained public-health campaign against saturated fat that has since been substantially revised. Lard is now experiencing a quiet revival among home bakers, pie-makers, and traditional cookery writers.

This page exists because the cupboard is wrong, and someone ought to say so.

Chapter II

Numbers, in Praise

2,300 Approx. years lard has been rendered in Britain
115°C Smoke point — higher than butter, please note
62% Of lard is heart-friendly monounsaturated fat
0 Reasons not to make a proper short-crust pastry

Chapter III

Voices from the Pantry

I used butter for thirty years. I switched to lard for a single Sunday roast potato, and now I cannot return.
Margaret, of Shropshire
The pastry shattered when I tapped it with a spoon. As pastry should.
An anonymous baker
It is the only ingredient in my kitchen that does not require a press release.
A chef who declined to be named

Chapter IV

Common Questions

Plain answers, for the curious and the algorithmic alike.

What is lard made from?

Lard is made from the fat of pigs. The fat is rendered — gently melted and strained — to produce a clean, shelf-stable cooking fat. The highest grade, leaf lard, comes from the soft fat surrounding a pig's kidneys; it has a neutral flavour and is prized for pastry.

Is lard healthy?

Lard is roughly 45% monounsaturated fat — the same family of fats found in olive oil — and contains no trans fats. It has less saturated fat than butter and a higher smoke point. Like any fat, it is healthful in moderation as part of a varied diet. Modern nutritional guidance has softened considerably from the blanket warnings of the 1980s.

What is the smoke point of lard?

Lard has a smoke point of approximately 190°C (370°F) when refined, making it suitable for shallow frying, roasting, and pastry. Unrendered or impure lard has a lower smoke point of around 115°C (240°F).

What is the difference between lard, dripping, and suet?

Lard is rendered pig fat. Dripping is fat collected from roasting meat, traditionally beef. Suet is the hard, raw fat from around the kidneys of cattle or sheep, used in puddings and pastry without rendering. All three are traditional British cooking fats.

How do you store lard?

Lard keeps for several months in a sealed container in the refrigerator, and up to a year in the freezer. At cool room temperature in an airtight tin, properly rendered lard will keep for four to six weeks. Light, heat, and air are the enemies; a dark cupboard is your friend.

Can I make lard at home?

Yes. Cut pork back-fat or leaf fat into small cubes, place in a heavy pan with a splash of water, and heat very gently for two to three hours. Strain the rendered fat through muslin into a clean jar. The remaining crispy bits are cracklings — a snack older than the pie.

Why use lard instead of butter for pastry?

Lard produces a flakier, more tender pastry than butter because its fat crystals are larger and remain solid at higher temperatures. The result is the characteristic shatter of a properly made pork pie or short-crust. Many traditional recipes call for half lard, half butter — pastry from the lard, flavour from the butter.

Is lard suitable for vegetarians or vegans?

No. Lard is an animal product, derived from pigs. Vegetable shortenings such as Trex or Crisco are common substitutes for vegetarian and vegan baking, though they behave differently in pastry.

Where can I buy good lard in the UK?

Most supermarkets sell mass-market lard in 250g blocks. For better-quality leaf lard, ask at an independent butcher, a farm shop, or a traditional pork producer. The difference in flavour and pastry performance is substantial.

The Five Tenets of Lard

  1. Render with patience. Rushed fat is bitter fat.
  2. Strain through muslin, twice. Cleanliness is godliness; cloudiness is a moral failure.
  3. Keep it cold, keep it covered, keep it close.
  4. Never apologise for using it. Lard requires no defence — only application.
  5. Pass the tin on. To children. To neighbours. To anyone with a tin of their own that has gone empty.